brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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