I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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