we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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