i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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