but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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