We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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