I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Just cropdusted the office
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
