so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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