i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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