we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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