You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Randomize
