if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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