North Korea, Best Korea!
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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