she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
You don't make any sense
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