It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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