so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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