his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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