i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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