Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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