Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
There r osticjed everywhere
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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