she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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