I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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