He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
how drunk are you?
Several
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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