i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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