Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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