after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
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