we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Randomize
