just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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