It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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