Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Randomize
