Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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