Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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