When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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