physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I think people are normalizing furries
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize