He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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