There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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