its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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