..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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