i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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