Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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