She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize