My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
