So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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