Are we in a gay sports bar?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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