My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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