Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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