try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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