He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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