"it" just moved
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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