Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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