I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Randomize
