This girl is more easily done than said...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Randomize
