You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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