Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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