In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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